CHILDREN'S TOYS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well performed one, folks! It seems like the betting world has taken a turn for the strange. A brand new platform dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering bets on things like who will take the best nap or what color crayons little Timmy will choose. It's hilarious, right? Guardians are buzzing over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!